Finding Your Ideal High Holiday Shul Seat Mate

Now that the High Holidays are coming and the lineups for shul tickets are abound, maybe this little form could help you decide where you’d like to sit. I mean listen, we all know how much time you will be spending with your shul-seat-mate, so you might as well utilize this form to find your ideal seat mate! Consider it the match.com of high holiday shul going. It works whether you’re a once a year Jew, damnit shabbos is here every week Jew, or an I’m better than you because I go every day Jew, this list is for you!!!

Best regards, and Shana Tova from your friendly neighbourhood FFB team!

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Posted on September 10, 2012, in Aish Hatorah, Ashkenazim, Bayt, Blogging, Canada, Clanton Park, Comedy, Community, Dating, Down South, Eglinton Avenue, Events, Experiences, Holiday Hype Machine, Holidays, Jewish Community, Kollel, Lashon Horah, Rosh Hashanah, Yom Tov and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. LOL! If only it were true. I’d like the NO talking section. =)

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